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Are You A Drug Dealer Or A Geek?

The fact that most geeks are terribly afraid of drug dealers might be what makes silliness.org's list so hilarious. I don't know what's funnier, the fact that "the first one is always free" or the crazy languages both geeks and drug dealers have devised to market and hype up their products.


What's The Difference Between Drug Dealers and Geeks?
Drug Dealers Software Developers
Refer to their clients as "users" Refer to their clients as "users"
"The first one's free!" "Download a free trial version..."
Strange jargon:
"Stick"
"Rock"
"Wrap"
"E"
"Stash"
"Drive-by"
"Hit (LSD)"
"Source"
"The Pigs"
Strange jargon:
"SCSI"
"RTFM"
"Packet"
"C"
"Cache"
"CTRL ALT DEL"
"Hit (WWW)"
"Source-code"
"Microsoft"
Realize that there's tons of cash
in the 14- to 25-year-old market
Realize that there's tons of cash
in the 14- to 25-year-old market
Clients really like your stuff when it works.
When it doesn't work they want to kill you.
Clients really like your stuff when it works.
When it doesn't work they want to kill you.
Do your job well and you can sleep with
sexy movie stars who depend on you.
Damn! DAMN!!!

For the full chart, visit silliness.org

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peacechikflower peacechikflower 10 years
Damn! Damn!
ebbiebright ebbiebright 10 years
that was really funny. DAMN DAMN. lol.
Maggie-Mae Maggie-Mae 10 years
Wow that's hilarious.
xdorkieex xdorkieex 10 years
Lmfao this mademe laugh so much! And look weird. Because I'min the college library laughing :$
jessugar jessugar 10 years
hehehehehe. i love geeksugar.
marissaguenther marissaguenther 10 years
what about geeky drug dealers??
Hope5 Hope5 10 years
Geeksugar that is hilarious.
Angelica Angelica 10 years
That made my day! Hilarious!
NYShuls718 NYShuls718 10 years
Well I'm clearly a geek because I haven't even heard of half the "drug dealer jargon."
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