I could literally watch this viral video [1] 10 times in a row and laugh every single time. Jonathan the zombie is my hero. What's better than a kid covered in face paint blatantly disregarding a question and stating his love for turtles [2]? I'll tell you what's better: doing all of that on live television. Watch this 2008 throwback and allow yourself to crack up — nobody is judging you. Then watch it again. And again. And again.