14 Taylor Swift Fans Who Can't Even Deal With This Day

What's that sound you've been hearing all day? Oh, just Taylor Swift fans collectively fuh-rea-king out over her new album, 1989, that dropped today. Yep, these people are either literally dead, dying as we speak, or on the road to getting there — and we've got the tweets to prove it.

1. The girl who SHOWED US.

You know how people usually dread Mondays? Ya, well, NOT ANYMORE. #1989

— Claire Kislinger (@ClaireWinter) October 27, 2014

2. The girl who's doing her part to help fellow mankind.

PASS IT AROUND pic.twitter.com/JDgEXijCo2

— laura (@bestsoylattay) October 27, 2014

3. This excellent planner.

GUYS MY FUNERAL IS GOING TO BE TOMORROW ON MY DOORSTEP, AROUND MIDDAY WHEN MY PHYSICAL CD ARRIVES. YOURE ALL INVITED. BRING CAKE. #TS1989

— RIP ME |1989 (@pollyindiarose) October 27, 2014

4. The guy who solved the Internet.

"What happened here? Where are the people?" "They are all literally dead." "But why?" "They called it... Taylor Swift Day."

— Luke Bailey (@imbadatlife) October 27, 2014

5. The celebrity just as obsessed as you.

THE NEW @taylorswift13 ALBUM MAY BE MADE COMPLETELY OUT OF ANGEL WINGS IM SO OBSESSED

— Abigail Breslin (@yoabbaabba) October 27, 2014

6. The guy whose motto is "YOLO."

Debating if I should take off work tomorrow so I can stay home and listen to @taylorswift13's album all day. Too much?

— Nick Dee (@nickeetz) October 27, 2014

7. The people who literally "can't even."

This is us right now listening to @taylorswift13's #1989 #slain #canteven #dead #love #taylorswift @thatquinnkiid pic.twitter.com/if0qMbRrsk

— Jordan Dorsey (@Jdrsy90) October 27, 2014

8. The girl who needs a better support system.

9. The mom who doesn't know the different between worst day and best day.

Today is the worst day for my kid who literally screams whenever a Taylor Swift song comes on.

— Tatyahna Cameron (@tatyahnaaa) October 27, 2014

10. The woman who thinks she can just go ahead and declare national holidays.

TODAY IS A V IMPORTANT NATIONAL HOLIDAY @taylorswift13 HAPPY #TS1989 DAY TO EVERYONE WITH A HEART AND SOUL! "We never go out of style"

— Dana Elle (@DanaElleS) October 27, 2014

11. The girl who's mastered the art of the hyperbole.

Dead. Deceased. Departed. Gone forever. Any way you say it, #TS1989 has slayed me. Send me away to the words of a @taylorswift13 love song

— Annie Rickenbaugh (@ARickenbaugh) October 27, 2014

12. The Swifties who RIP'd too soon.

tonight is the night @taylorswift13 made millions of Swifties die dead RIP why you say 1989 pic.twitter.com/FlEu0B6YTe

— Brian (@BrianSwiftie13) October 27, 2014

13. The fan who would make the perfect T. Swift manager. #aggressive

DEFINITELY GOING TO GET A GRAMMY THIS TIME AROUND IF SHE DOESN'T I'M SUING

— Georgia (@flamesto_embers) October 27, 2014

14. The girl who perfectly summed it up . . .

Let's be real Taylor is watching us tweet & smiling & laughing at our dying souls because of this holy perfection #TS1989 #Buy1989OniTunes

— Natalie // R.I.P ME (@1SwiftieLove3) October 27, 2014