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It's Happened: Lonely Dorks Can Now Date Their iPhone

It's official. Not content to do just everything, the iPhone now has the capability to be some nerd's girlfriend. The iGirl App, with the tagline of "She Obeys," is just $0.99 — and cheap doesn't just describe the price!

You can make her dance, tickle her, change her hair color, language, ethnicity, touch her (ugh, OK, I have to break my sarcasm schtick for moment to inject a big, fat "GROSS" here).

Basically, for $0.99, you don't have to go out and meet a real person! (And if this app appeals to you beyond a silly entertainment level, perhaps you shouldn't.)

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Lyv Lyv 8 years
You don't have to sound so offended.. it's not like anyone but the saddest of sad nerds will even consider buying that. ;P
Matdredalia Matdredalia 8 years
Maybe it makes me anti-feminist somehow, or perhaps a sick, twisted person, but I see nothing wrong with this, other than the "she obeys" part. There are half naked women plastered on every billboard, magazine, and movie in our lives, and we don't say how perverted bikini commercials, The Dark Knight, or Smallville are for having girls in revealing clothes, which is basically all this ap is. The only difference is that girl doesn't even look close to real, and she reacts when you touch. Oh no. Like a guy can't touch a the chick in a magazine while he's fapping, whoopedy doo. I'm sorry, but I just don't see why everyone is so disgusted by it. Th "obey" part bothers me because it's basically saying women are to be slaves, but other than that, it's not like it's anything that every man, woman, and child isn't subjected to every day in standard American culture.
nestingdolls nestingdolls 8 years
it's a phone for Christ's sake, girls are not gadgets. the touching part, is perverted.
EvilDorkGirl EvilDorkGirl 8 years
LOL vitisva, yep, I do. So where's the Slurm? The *only* problem I have with this is the "She obeys" thing. Then again, I can see myself wanting a man who obeys me, at least about chores and paying the bills. :-)
heatherhas heatherhas 8 years
Oh damn. I was teasing my fiance about "dating" his iphone last night, too. . .uuugh.
KadBunny KadBunny 8 years
Lol. Do you mean the one where Fry dates Lucy Lui forever? :p Ahh that's so stupid. I laugh and weep for humanity at the same time.
vitisva vitisva 8 years
Anyone remember that episode of Futurama where they show a video about the dangers of this sort of thing?
starangel82 starangel82 8 years
This is funny in a sad, perverted way. I'm glad you looked that up SB Marilyn, because I was wondering if she was 'strip-able'. That would be just sad.
SB-Marilyn SB-Marilyn 8 years
Come on, it's funny. In that sad oh so sad funny way. I had to go look at the reviews... lots of requests for her to be topless! I smell 12 year old boys ;-)
joanE joanE 8 years
So objectifying and dehumanizing. Sick and wrong.
shafiii shafiii 8 years
ew. this is ridiculous.
margokhal margokhal 8 years
It was bound to happen sometime...just hope there's no "Hot Coffee" passwords a la Grand Theft Auto! ;) Now, if only they made an "iGuy" for!
ashleyroselong ashleyroselong 8 years
ugh! at least in weird science she became real...
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