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The Best One-Liners From the Winners of the Critics' Choice Awards

Jan 17 2014 - 7:00am

The Critics' Choice Awards [1] have wrapped up, and the best moments came courtesy of the winners themselves [2]. Whether they were up for dramatic, action, or, yes, comedy roles, they were delivering hilarious one-liners in their acceptance speeches. See who cracked us up!

Leonardo DiCaprio

"I simultaneously apologize for everything I do in this film." — Addressing his parents about his role as Jordan Belfort in The Wolf of Wall Street

David O. Russell

" . . . and also Tom Hanks [3]." — Accepting the award for best acting ensemble after jokingly adding Hanks to the list of actors in his film several times

Amy Adams

"Any chance to kiss James Marsden . . . Sorry, Darren, you know it's true." — Apologizing to her fiancé, Darren Le Gallo, after kissing her Enchanted costar when he presented her with an award

Lupita Nyong'o

"Julia, thank you so much for making my brother the coolest guy in school for taking a picture with him." — Thanking fellow nominee Julia Roberts [4]

Jared Leto

"Alright, alright, alright." — Imitating his Dallas Buyers Club costar Matthew McConaughey [5]

Sandra Bullock

"I'd like to thank George Clooney [6] for floating away and not coming back." — Joking about her Gravity costar while accepting her best actress in an action film award

Cate Blanchett

"You should be glad that it is I, and not Jasmine French, who is your mother." — To her son, referencing her Blue Jasmine role


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