Funny Speeches From the Critics' Choice Awards 2014

Leonardo DiCaprio

"I simultaneously apologize for everything I do in this film." — Addressing his parents about his role as Jordan Belfort in The Wolf of Wall Street

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David O. Russell

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" . . . and also Tom Hanks." — Accepting the award for best acting ensemble after jokingly adding Hanks to the list of actors in his film several times

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Amy Adams

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"Any chance to kiss James Marsden . . . Sorry, Darren, you know it's true." — Apologizing to her fiancé, Darren Le Gallo, after kissing her Enchanted costar when he presented her with an award

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Lupita Nyong'o

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"Julia, thank you so much for making my brother the coolest guy in school for taking a picture with him." — Thanking fellow nominee Julia Roberts

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Jared Leto

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"Alright, alright, alright." — Imitating his Dallas Buyers Club costar Matthew McConaughey

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Sandra Bullock

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"I'd like to thank George Clooney for floating away and not coming back." — Joking about her Gravity costar while accepting her best actress in an action film award

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Cate Blanchett

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"You should be glad that it is I, and not Jasmine French, who is your mother." — To her son, referencing her Blue Jasmine role

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