• Robert Pattinson won't be playing Han Solo or Indiana Jones [1]. He shot down casting rumors, saying, "Man, I wish!"
• A 3-year-old girl was apparently asked to leave a restaurant [2] because her scars and eye patch from a recent dog mauling accident were "disrupting" customers. To apologize, KFC gave her family $30,000 toward medical bills.
• Your daily dose of cute: this little piggy went "zzzz":

Source: Imgur [3]; Front Page Image Source: Getty / Bauer-Griffin [4]