Speed Read: See Kris Jenner's Sweet Birthday Note to North West

• Robert Pattinson won't be playing Han Solo or Indiana Jones. He shot down casting rumors, saying, "Man, I wish!"
• A 3-year-old girl was apparently asked to leave a restaurant because her scars and eye patch from a recent dog mauling accident were "disrupting" customers. To apologize, KFC gave her family $30,000 toward medical bills.
• Your daily dose of cute: this little piggy went "zzzz":

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