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• Justin Bieber was sentenced to two years of probation [2] for egging his neighbor's house. He also will have to go to anger management, pay $80,900, and serve five days of community service.
• After Kanye West [3] compared being followed by the paparazzi to being raped, Clueless star Stacey Dash said he should "go to Rikers Island for a little while" [4] and experience it firsthand.
• Jessica Simpson shared her first postwedding photo [5] for her 34th birthday:

• House Speaker John Boehner, who is planning a lawsuit against President Barack Obama over his use of executive power, shot down Sarah Palin's suggestion that Obama should be impeached [6].
• Former New Orleans mayor Ray Nagin received a 10-year prison sentence [7] for falsified tax returns, wire fraud, and accepting hundreds of thousands of dollars in bribes.
• The investigation of the Atlanta toddler who died in a hot car has expanded. They are currently testing the temperatures the car could have reached by re-creating the scenario [8], which is currently estimated at 140 degrees.
• Watch President Obama turn down getting high [9] in Colorado:

• The most embarrassing text message exchange happened when a woman accidentally sent her dad a nude picture [10].
• A 3-year-old cancer patient was named sheriff [11] of his town in Indiana.
• Your daily dose of cute: here's an owl and a duck that are best friends:

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