Speed Read: Justin Bieber Gets 2 Years of Probation For Egging Incident

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• Justin Bieber was sentenced to two years of probation for egging his neighbor's house. He also will have to go to anger management, pay $80,900, and serve five days of community service.
• After Kanye West compared being followed by the paparazzi to being raped, Clueless star Stacey Dash said he should "go to Rikers Island for a little while" and experience it firsthand.
• Jessica Simpson shared her first postwedding photo for her 34th birthday:

• House Speaker John Boehner, who is planning a lawsuit against President Barack Obama over his use of executive power, shot down Sarah Palin's suggestion that Obama should be impeached.
• Former New Orleans mayor Ray Nagin received a 10-year prison sentence for falsified tax returns, wire fraud, and accepting hundreds of thousands of dollars in bribes.
• The investigation of the Atlanta toddler who died in a hot car has expanded. They are currently testing the temperatures the car could have reached by re-creating the scenario, which is currently estimated at 140 degrees.
• Watch President Obama turn down getting high in Colorado:

• The most embarrassing text message exchange happened when a woman accidentally sent her dad a nude picture.
• A 3-year-old cancer patient was named sheriff of his town in Indiana.
• Your daily dose of cute: here's an owl and a duck that are best friends:

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