Ricky Gervais isn't known for being politically correct, and the host returned to the Golden Globe Awards [1] to bring his signature controversial humor. No one was safe, even people who weren't there! (Sorry about that burn, Ben Affleck [2].) In case you didn't catch all of his jokes, take a look ahead to see which unlucky stars were the targets of his one-liners this year!
"How on earth can a 25-year-old girl live on $52 million?" — Ribbing Jennifer Lawrence [3] on speaking for women who don't make as much money as men in Hollywood.
"Not even Sean Penn [4] will find me. Snitch." — Admitting that he'll run away after he hosts, and that Sean Penn won't find him, El Chapo style.
"One's a doorstop, one I use to hit burglars with, and one I keep by the bed to, well, doesn't matter. It's the right size and shape." — Confessing what he does with his three Golden Globes at home.
"I love Jeffrey Tambor. I don't know if it's because he's a great actor or because he reminds me of my Nan." — Poking fun at Tambor's role on Transparent.
"Roman Polanski called it the best date movie ever." — Making a scandalous joke about Polanski's past and Spotlight.
"He's also the only person Ben Affleck [5] has not been unfaithful to. Please welcome Matt Damon [6]." — Taking a low blow at Affleck's personal life.
"I'd rather have a drink with him in his hotel room tonight than Bill Cosby." — Simultaneously burning Mel Gibson [7] and Bill Cosby.
"When Brad and Angelina see our next two presenters, they're going to want to adopt them. Welcome Ken Jeong and Kevin Hart." — Commenting on the presenters' heights.
"To be fair, The Martian was a lot funnier than Pixels, but so was Schindler's List." — On why The Martian is classified as in the comedy or musical category.
"All-female reboots have guaranteed box office results, and they don’t have to spend too much money on the cast." — Explaining why Hollywood is all about female-led sequels these days.