Happy birthday, Harry Potter! Fans of the book and film series know that there are plenty of love lessons to be gleaned from Harry Potter , I'd like to take it a step further. I'm here to make a case for why your next boyfriend should be a wizard. Because, let's face it: muggles are boring — just ask Ginny — and it never gets old to tell your significant other, "Is that a wand in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?"
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They're able to magically transform themselves into superhot creatures.
Magic is the only reasonable explanation for Matthew Lewis .
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Exhibit B: Dean Thomas
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After sex you can yell, "50 points to Gryffindor!"
They have a hot angtsy thing going.
It's tough being a wizard.
You never have to worry about not getting lucky. Thanks, Felix Felicis!
They know the importance of chocolate.
You would make all your friends jealous with your sweet engagement pics.
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Plus, your wedding will have self-refilling Champagne glasses!
They really know how to handle their stick . . . broomstick, that is.
And the other one.
When they pull off badass magic, you're like hellooooo.
Can I just Slytherin to bed with you?
Have a disagreement? You just settle it with a wand battle.
Their confident charm is disarming . . .
Into gingers? You've got an endless number of Weasleys to choose from.
Whenever you do anything stupid you can just say . . .
They create fireworks in the bedroom.
You needn't worry about him not committing. An unbreakable vow will take care of that.
Till death do us part indeed.
You have an arsenal of Harry Potter pickup lines at your disposal.
And they all work.
You don't have to play Quidditch to know . . .
"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good" takes on a whole new meaning . . .
If you tell him the last horcrux is in your bra, he'll know what to do.
They're never late.
Dry spell? Nothing a little love potion can't remedy.
They're brave and protective of you, while still respecting your strengths.
They have sweet dance moves.
You can wear this shirt.
And you're not even lying .