Reasons You Should Date a Wizard
25 Reasons Why You Should Date a Wizard
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Accio boyfriend! Fans of the book and film series know that there are plenty of love lessons to be gleaned from Harry Potter, but I'd like to take it a step further. I'm here to make a case for why your next boyfriend should be a wizard. Because, let's face it: muggles are boring — just ask Ginny — and it never gets old to tell your significant other, "Is that a wand in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?"
1 They're able to magically transform themselves into superhot creatures.
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2 Exhibit B: Dean Thomas
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3 After sex you can yell, "50 points to Gryffindor!"
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4 They have a hot angtsy thing going.
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5 You never have to worry about not getting lucky. Thanks, Felix Felicis!
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6 They know the importance of chocolate.
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7 You would make all your friends jealous with your sweet engagement pics.
8 Plus, your wedding will have self-refilling Champagne glasses!
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9 They really know how to handle their stick . . . broomstick, that is.
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10 When they pull off badass magic, you're like hellooooo.
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11 Have a disagreement? You just settle it with a wand battle.
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12 Their confident charm is disarming . . .
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13 Into gingers? You've got an endless number of Weasleys to choose from.
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14 Whenever you do anything stupid you can just say . . .
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15 They create fireworks in the bedroom.
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16 You needn't worry about him not committing. An unbreakable vow will take care of that.
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17 You have an arsenal of Harry Potter pickup lines at your disposal.
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18 You don't have to play Quidditch to know . . .
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19 "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good" takes on a whole new meaning . . .
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20 If you tell him the last horcrux is in your bra, he'll know what to do.
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21 They're never late.
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22 Dry spell? Nothing a little love potion can't remedy.
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23 They're brave and protective of you, while still respecting your strengths.
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24 They have sweet dance moves.
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25 You can wear this shirt.
