Of all the celebrities who have trouble keeping their muscles contained, Chris Evans might be our favorite. It all started when he got superhuge and superhot for Captain America, and since then, he's had us beside ourselves at every turn. He's taken his rippling muscles to Comic-Con, he was easily the best part of last year's People's Choice Awards, and of course, he's been captivating us in all of the Marvel movies he appears in. Since we can never really focus on anything else, we're launching a full-scale investigation into his practically trademarked physique and all the times it was desperately trying to escape his clothes. If you finish and find yourself wanting more, fear not — we've inspected Joe Manganiello's beautiful biceps as well.
Just do it, Chris. Just set it free.
"Hey, everything alright over here? It looks like your shirt's suffocating."
That shirt is pretty much screaming for mercy.
The sweater's all, "Let me be perfectly transparent about how awful this is. No, like, literally transparent."
This shirt in particular was like, "I can never forgive you for this."
Like, it literally was about to fall apart.
"Just put me out of my misery. Please."
"I'm not sure how much longer I can contain all this."
The buttons on that shirt are just clinging to hope at this point.
See what we did there?
"Get us OUT OF HERE."
It's like, "If you excuse me, I simply must."
You know which one. Audience right.
"Why does he keep doing this to me?!"
"You don't even understand how hard it is."
"Just do what you want. I can't fight this anymore."