9 Absurd Items From Gwyneth Paltrow's "Ridiculous, but Awesome" Goop Gift Guide

Updated on 11/18/2017 at 3:35 PM

Gwyneth Paltrow's annual Goop gift guide is here, and in addition to practical items like hostess gifts and cute picks for kids, she's also made sure to include a few astounding, over-the-top, totally absurd gifts as part of the "Ridiculous, but Awesome" guide. We've rounded up nine of the most insane picks, from a stuffed animal chair (yes, really) to a yellow submarine straight from a Beatles album cover.

An Actual Yellow Submarine ("And the Band Begins to Play")

Y.Co Personal Yellow Submarine (price upon request)

Hey, Whatever Floats Your Boat

Royal Spa At-Home Float Tank ($16,500)

Royal Spa At-Home Float Tank

From

$16,500

This Clutch, Because Fries Before Guys (and Rent, Apparently)

Judith Leiber French Fries Rainbow Clutch ($5,695)

Judith Leiber Couture French Fries Rainbow Clutch Bag

From

$5695

An Exclusive 5-Day Wine Experience in France

Clos 19 French Provenance in Bordeaux and Cognac ($57,375 for four people)

Clos 19 French Provenance in Bordeaux and Cognac

From

$57,375

A Champagne Glass That Should Really Just Be in a Glass Case

Puiforcat Rose Gold Champagne Tumbler ($2,590)

Puiforcat Rose Gold Champagne Tumbler

From

$2590

Literally a Private Island

Sotheby's Realty Private Island in Belize ($6,000,000)

Sotheby's Realty Private Island in Belize

From

$6,000

Just a Bunch of Stuffed Flamingoes Made Into a Chair

AP Collection Miss Flamingo Sheepskin Chair (price upon request)

A Chocolate Cutter, Because Who Needs Hands?

Gentner Chocolate Cutter (price upon request)

A Tree . . . For Your Shoes

Joined + Jointed Shoe Tree ($6,600)

Joined + Jointed Shoe Tree

From

$6,600

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9 Absurd Items From Gwyneth Paltrow's "Ridiculous, but Awesome" Goop Gift Guide

An Actual Yellow Submarine ("And the Band Begins to Play")

Hey, Whatever Floats Your Boat

This Clutch, Because Fries Before Guys (and Rent, Apparently)

An Exclusive 5-Day Wine Experience in France

A Champagne Glass That Should Really Just Be in a Glass Case

Literally a Private Island

Just a Bunch of Stuffed Flamingoes Made Into a Chair

A Chocolate Cutter, Because Who Needs Hands?

A Tree . . . For Your Shoes

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