What Are Kate Middleton and Prince William Always Whispering About?

Updated on Sep 30, 2016 at 4:00 AM

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are experts at staying poised during public appearances, but even they sometimes break from the task at hand to share a private moment. Have you ever noticed how Will leans in to speak into Kate's ear or how they share knowing glances when they think the cameras aren't watching? We have, and we've also been curious about what exactly they might be saying to each other! Here, the imagined comments that Will and Kate whisper to each other when they're in the public eye.

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What Are Kate Middleton and Prince William Always Whispering About?

Kate: "Be honest — do I look like a doily?"

Kate: "Don't look now, but I think that's the scary new mum from George's nursery school."

William: "This umbrella is bigger than our castle."

Kate: "This is the exact hand that had to change Charlotte's diaper this morning, so don't get fresh with me."

Kate: "No, William, they aren't supposed to look like bunny ears."

William: "Isn't that the guy who cut us off earlier? Should we say something?"

Kate: "They're called cowboy hats."

Kate: "How does this sport work, again?"

Kate: "I'm not wearing any knickers."

William: "Our seats are so far apart, I can barely hear you!"

Kate: "I'm going to need to use the restroom. Like, soon."

Kate: "Do you see that guy's bald spot?!"

William: "You should really get home to George, don't you think?"

Kate: "So, these glasses are cool."

William: "Heh, get a look at that kid."

Kate: "I might have a little surprise for you when we get home, you naughty boy."

Kate: "I think a new diamond ring would just look perfect right here."

Kate: "Oh my, I almost touched your leg!"

Kate: "You're buying me popcorn at halftime. And a pint."

Kate: "Do you really expect me to believe that?"

Kate: "Seriously, stop laughing at the maple leaf on my head!"

William: "You know we have to stay here another hour, right?"

William: "You should have worn the red dress."

Kate: "I've no clue why we're clapping."

William: "Smells like Georgie might need a nappy change."

William: "So you're not going to let me hold her?"

Kate: "What exactly is this event about, again?"

Kate: "Those people are totally copying us with their sunnies."

William: "Do I have a booger?"

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