Now that we've torn through the entire second season of Orange Is the New Black, we're doing everything we can to find out about season three. According to recent reports, Pablo Schreiber's infamous bad-boy character on the show, George "Pornstache" Mendez, might not be in season three. Of course, Pornstache is a hilarious presence, but we're going to go ahead and say it: we're not going to miss him. And it's not because he's so evil. It's because Pablo Schreiber looks so hot without a mustache. Maybe we never noticed before because we were so focused on John Bennett, aka actor Matt McGorry. If you're feeling a little incredulous about Pablo Schreiber's total hottie status, keep scrolling and allow us to convince you. Source: Netflix, Getty / Jamie McCarthy
Ew. Double ew.
Who IS THIS?! What have you done with Pornstache?!
He is 6'5", and we don't even know what to do with that much muscle.
Even if Mendez accidentally kills Tricia on OITNB, actress Madeline Brewer knows Pablo is a great guy.
Get away from here with your beauty, Pablo.
Sorry in advance if you drown in those eyes.
Actually, DON'T look at it. It's like staring into the sun.
Does this look like the face of a masochistic jerk? NOPE.
We are not mad at that body. Not even a little bit.
This looks like a man you can bring home to Mom, you know?
He even has a sense of humor about it. Get on his level.
This has been a public service announcement.