18 Reactions You Had to This Week's Heated Episode of The Bachelorette

Updated on June 1, 2016 at 8:00 PM

There's only one thing better than the premiere of The Bachelorette, and that's the second episode! JoJo has selected her contenders, and a villain is already emerging among the group. (He may or may not be a competitive deli meat eater.) JoJo got her makeout on (you go, girl), and they even put out some literal fires. Here's our reaction to every juicy moment of the second episode, and if you missed the premiere, you really need to go back and find out what happened.

When You Realized the Drunken Canadian Was Still Around

Paramount Pictures

Whenever Chad Spoke

Nickelodeon

When the Limo Was on Fire

NBC

When Wells Was Dying in a Very Real Way

CBS

When the Guys Were Singing About JoJo Back at the House

Warner Bros.

When Graham Won the Fireman Competition

I mean, how embarrassing would it be if he lost to a non-firefighter?

TLC

When She Made Out With Luke

Warner Bros.

When Chad Said He Warns Girls About the "Nice Guys"

NBC

Then When He Made Some Metaphor About Protein Shakes

MTV

Then When He and Luke Were All, "I Knew You Were Cool, Dude"

Paramount Pictures

When Chad Was Speaking During the "Press Conference"

Paramount Pictures

Then JoJo Was All, "I Like Him"

HBO

And the Hosts Gave Him Second Place

Comedy Central

Every Time JoJo Said "Amazing"

20th Century Studios

When Chad Got to JoJo Before the Rose Ceremony Even Started

NBC

Then When He Was Eating All the Meat

NBC

When Alex Said the Rose Should Be Given to the Best Bachelor in America

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18 Reactions You Had to This Week's Heated Episode of The Bachelorette

When You Realized the Drunken Canadian Was Still Around

Whenever Chad Spoke

When the Limo Was on Fire

When Wells Was Dying in a Very Real Way

When the Guys Were Singing About JoJo Back at the House

When Graham Won the Fireman Competition

When She Made Out With Luke

When Chad Said He Warns Girls About the "Nice Guys"

Then When He Made Some Metaphor About Protein Shakes

Then When He and Luke Were All, "I Knew You Were Cool, Dude"

When Chad Was Speaking During the "Press Conference"

Then JoJo Was All, "I Like Him"

And the Hosts Gave Him Second Place

Every Time JoJo Said "Amazing"

When Chad Got to JoJo Before the Rose Ceremony Even Started

Then When He Was Eating All the Meat

When Alex Said the Rose Should Be Given to the Best Bachelor in America

When Chad Got the Final Rose

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