54 American Horror Story Lines You Can Use in Real Life
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American Horror Story might be one of the most twisted shows around, but it also has some of the most clever dialogue on television. Now that American Horror Story: Cult has come to an end, we're finding ways to tide ourselves over until the next season arrives. We're taking a look at the show's most-quotable moments — and how they might apply to your own real-life situations.
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When You Get Room Service and It Gets Everywhere
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When the Concession Stand Cashier Asks If You Want to Make That a Large Popcorn For 25 Cents
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When the In-N-Out Employee Asks If You Want That "Animal Style"
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When Your Vampire Girlfriend Finds a Hotter, Younger Vampire to Play With
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When Someone's Boy Has a Jawline For Days
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When Your Friend Gets Two Beyoncé Tickets and They Don't Invite You Right Away
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When Your Bestie Comes Over After a 12-Hour Work Day
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When Your Friend Admits to Binge-Eating a Whole Pizza While Drunk
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When You Cross the Street Before the Light Turns Green
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When Bae Wants to Go Out and Get Wasted But You're Tired
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When Someone Spills Red Wine on Your Enemy's White Carpet
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When You're Clearly Insane
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Whenever You're in a Fight With Anyone Ever
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When You're Surrounded By Basics
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Literally Every Single Time You Drink Tea
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When You're Trying to Get Your Vampire Costume Together and the Fangs Are Out of Stock
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When You Call Your Friend and They're Like, "I Was Just Thinking About You!"
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When Everyone Can Just Die
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When Anyone Says Something That Has Nothing to Do With You
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When Your Boo Makes You Do a Couples' Costume on Halloween
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When Someone's Being a Hater, and You Wish They Weren't
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When Someone Steals One of Your French Fries
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When Someone Thinks They Know You, and They're Wrong
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When Someone Says Something That Resonates With You
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When Someone Tries to Tell You What to Do
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When Someone Thinks She's the Next Supreme
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When You're Ready to Become the Next YouTube Sensation
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When You Just Can't Accept Reality
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When That B*tch Thought She'd Seen the Last of You
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When Someone Makes You Grilled Cheese and It Sucks but You Don't Want to Offend Them
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When Someone's a Stupid B*tch
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When Someone's a Stupid Son of a B*tch
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When Someone's an Ungrateful Little B*tch
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When Someone's a B*tch, and You Will Eat Them
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When You Go to Your Friend's House and Raid Their Pantry
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When You've Been Dead Awhile, and You Get Resurrected, and You Need a Cigarette
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When You Find a Clown on the Side of the Road
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When Someone's Disrespectin' You
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When You Think This Might Be Knotty Pine, but You Want to Be Sure
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When You're the Wrong Witch to Mess With, and Someone Messes With You
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When You're Honestly Just Wondering Where Your Treat Is
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When You Accidentally Kill Your Friend's Boyfriend
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When You Don't Like Someone
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When Someone Clearly Won't Move On, and They Need To
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When You're About to Get Burned at the Stake, and You Can Only Say One Word
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When You Think You're Discreet, but You're Actually Not That Discreet
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When Your Name Is Tate, and You're Dead, and You Meet a Hot Girl
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When Your Frickin' Vagina Is Sweating
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When You're Just Mad For Tartan
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When You Don't Give a Sh*t
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When You Like the Sound of That
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When You Just Want Everyone to Rejoice
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When You're as Dead as Disco
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