24 Zoolander Quotes You're Still Using Every Day

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Zoolander is so hot right now, with Zoolander 2 now in theaters. The new film has an all-star cast, and we're becoming so nostalgic for the original movie. In honor of the sequel, we're revisiting the reasons we love it, and at the top of our list has to be all of its quotable lines. Here are the Zoolander quotes we're still using all the time — and when you can use them, too.

01

When No One Is Listening to You

02

When You Need a Starbucks Run

03

When Someone Tells a Dumb Story

04

When Someone Is Trying to Get Crazy With You

05

When Anyone Says the Word "Bulimic"

06

When Something Is Tiny

07

When "Excuse Me" Isn't Good Enough

08

When You Have a Cough

09

When There's Some Hot New Person on the Scene

10

When You Need a Great Insult

11

When You Need a Great Comeback

12

When It's a Walk-Off

13

When Someone Doesn't Know the Correct Terminology For a Male Mermaid

14

When Billy Zane Is on Hand, Giving Great Advice

15

When They're Break-Dance Fighting!

16

When You're Questioning Your Memory

17

When You're Looking in the Mirror

18

When Someone Doubts Your Intelligence

19

When You Don't Get Someone's Joke

20

When You Need to Yell at Someone

21

When You Need to Shut Someone Down

22

When You Need the Right Words to Describe Water

23

When Something Blows Your Mind

24

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