After Emmy nominations were announced last week, there was an outcry about shows and stars that got snubbed. Though we agree that Orphan Black deserved some recognition, instead of crying about it, we have a better idea. In addition to all the fantastic shows that got nominated this year, we'd like to extend 17 imaginary Emmys for things like Olivia Pope's signature lip quiver, the amazing butts on Game of Thrones, and True Blood's full frontal. Keep reading for all of our dream categories — and the winners, because we won't make you wait until Aug. 25 to find out who came out on top. Source: BBC America
Even better if you imagine Ginsberg singing, "It's my nip in a box!"
Bonus: they get increasingly larger throughout the season.
Yes, he's even worse than Jerry.
Actually, she should get four separate Emmys. Source: BBC America
FYI, there has now been a full decade of dancing on this show.
For impressive maneuvering around multiple casts.
We finally got an answer to how Sherlock (Benedict Cumberbatch) pulled off that cliffhanger. Or at least we think that we did. Now all we need to know is what is going on with Moriarty (Andrew Scott). Source: BBC America
Eric (Skarsgard) is so hot that he catches on fire immediately after.
Though perhaps less explosive than the Gossip Girl reveal. Source: ABC Family
So Joe Caputo (Nick Sandow) has a "beer can"-sized member? Noted. Source: Netflix
Surprisingly less bloody than the Six Feet Under series finale.
In this game, does anyone really win?