The Funniest Quotes of the MTV Movie Awards
:extract_cover():upscale()/2014/04/13/142/n/1922283/50c359fe7f64c23b_484680443.jpg)
The MTV Movie Awards are Hollywood's most irreverent award show, with lots of unscripted and funny moments from its presenters and winners. Host Conan O'Brien had his own hilarious quips, but everyone else gave him a run for his money, too — see the funniest quotes of the night!
Conan O'Brien
"I will personally send a dick pic to the teleprompter." — On the punishment for long speeches
Seth MacFarlane
"So far, this is going just like the Oscars." — The past Oscars host, on the awkwardness of his presentation
Rita Ora
"Please have your top off." — Making a humble request of the best shirtless performance nominees
Jared Leto
"I'm a good snuggler." — The golden popcorn winner, offering to share his tent at Coachella
Jonah Hill
"Is he laughing? Is he laughing?" — Making sure his digs at Channing Tatum didn't go too deep
Nicki Minaj
"Matthew McConaguhey, I got a pair of bongos you can play." — Honoring best male performance nominee McConaughey
Will Poulter
"P.S. You look like a dorky Tin-Tin." — Reading a text from We Are the Millers costar Jennifer Aniston
Zac Efron
"That was awesome. It was a little hard to watch, but it was awesome." — On Seth Rogen's kiss with his "mom"
Mark Wahlberg
"This is the you're too f*cking old to come back award." — Winning the Generation Award