Actors brought their A-games to the Screen Actors Guild Awards, and as they accepted awards and schmoozed with the crowd, a lot of them made some memorable one-liners. Helen Mirren, Jared Leto, and Lupita Nyong'o all had great quips, so in case you missed anything, here are the quotes that made the SAG Awards worth watching!
"'I don't know him personally, but I'm glad you got a job.'" — On what her dad said when she told him she would be in a movie with Brad Pitt
"To my mother who is here, the hottest date in town." — Thanking his mom for accompanying him
"When I was invited to the SAG Awards, I literally wept with joy, then I caught my reflection in the mirror and thought, hmm, 'You look quite interesting when you cry.'" — On why he's an actor
"I don't feel at all saggy, I feel quite perky." — Referencing the implications of SAG
"Come on, Marsden, no one in this room has read a book in like 20 years." — Calling everyone out on being illiterate
"I know we went head to head." — Joking about playing Matt Damon's lover, yet again
"I know most of you have read my book, Acting: How to Do It Good." — Teaching the room how to act
"We have the nicest bunch of white supremacist Nazis you could ever work with." — Kidding around about Breaking Bad's characters
"Matthew McConaughey spoke about Neptune, I think I can have five seconds." — Demanding more time for her acceptance speech