If I told you to make up a theme song that would perfectly represent A Series of Unfortunate Events, well, you'd probably have no idea how to do that, but if you did, it might sound something like the opening number for Netflix's new series. Neil Patrick Harris, who stars in the show as Count Olaf, sings the tune, which warns viewers to "look away," a recurring theme in the books. After all, why would you want to expose yourself to such an atrocious story? "Atrocious" is a word that here means "disastrous, rotten, and ultimately terrible." Please enjoy!