It's Shark Week, and if you're not inside watching all of Discovery Channel's fresh shark-related content, you should — at the very least — be far, far away from any large bodies of water. I've been an avid watcher of Shark Week for years. I love learning about sharks, watching crazy shark footage, and hearing insane shark stories, but I always walk away from the weeklong special absolutely petrified. If you're like me, you might relate to the following fears that always set in some time during Shark Week . . . and never go away. Source: The Discovery Channel
Oh you'll go to the beach, but you will not go near the water.
Bull sharks can go in both, which makes them terrifying.
They clearly know you'll be eaten immediately, right?
THEY KNOW, THEY KNOW, THEY KNOW.
Everyone knows sharks think you're a seal when you're on a surfboard. That's just basic Shark Week knowledge.
A kayak? More like a water coffin.
You know, the cages they let photographers get in? Horrifying.
How thick is it, really?
Underwater cave diving sounds like literally the worst thing ever.