A Step-by-Step Guide to Being as Fierce as Sharpay Evans
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High School Musical fans know that the main focus of the series is Troy and Gabriella, but we're here to talk about the real star of East High School. That's right: no one's more fabulous than Sharpay Evans, played by Ashley Tisdale. And while Zac Efron was making you swoon left and right (his rippling abs alone are enough to make knees buckle) and Vanessa Hudgens was making you roll your eyes a little bit, Sharpay was owning her fabulousness to the very end. Even Tisdale has proven she knows how to lock down a man, and we have a feeling she could have been channeling her classic character. We've created a step-by-step field guide detailing what it takes to be just as fierce as the queen herself. Scroll and learn, everyone.
Use Creative Insults
Everyone appreciates a new way of telling them to get lost. And don't misjudge the power of simple name-calling (e.g., "tall person").
Never Miss the Chance to Squeeze In an Impromptu Musical Number
Cafeterias, pools, gala events. Who cares where you are? The world is your stage. And also your oyster.
Make Sure Everyone Knows EXACTLY How Fabulous You Are
And throw it in their faces at every possible moment.
Always Do Your Warmups
And we're not just talking about performance warmups. Warm up before you kick ass; warm up before you dominate all the competition. Always warm up.
Know What You Want and GO For It
Maybe you want fabulous. Maybe you want something else entirely. Just know what it is and stop at nothing.
Wear Your Crown Like You Were Born With It
Never has a crown ever looked more spectacular and regal on someone's head. Bow down, everyone.
Master Your Diva Scream
And, of Course, Your Subsequent Diva Breakdown
That way, everyone will know when you're pissed.
Refine Your Sarcasm Skills Until They're Razor Sharp
Never underestimate the art of well-placed sarcasm.
Never Settle For Less Than What You Know You Deserve
You should always be hungry for more. ALWAYS.
Seduce Every Cute Boy, Especially Zac Efron
You are a vixen, and no one can hold you back from all the cute boys.
Furthermore, Just Seize Every Opportunity to Be Close to Zac Efron
This one's kind of obvious but worth a mention.
Unleash Your Inner Animal
They're going to hear you roar, and it'll be way fiercer than Katy Perry.
Let the Commoners Know When They've Crossed a Line
They think they can dump their lunch on you and get AWAY with it?!
Realize That Your Public Acknowledgement Is a Gift
If you say hello to someone in public, she should be so, so grateful.