28 Guys You'll Meet on The Bachelorette, Illustrated by Channing Tatum
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The joy (or pain, depending on whether you were Team Lauren or Team JoJo) of The Bachelor might still be fresh in our hearts, but things in Bachelor Nation have moved on. Now a single lady, JoJo Fletcher has officially dived into her upcoming season of The Bachelorette, which means a whole new group of guys who are looking for love. Featuring professional Canadians and erectile dysfunction experts, this year's batch of contestants are as eccentric as ever.
From complicated bad boys to sensitive single dads, here's a look at every type of contestant you can always vexpect to meet on The Bachelorette . . . illustrated by the one and only Channing Tatum.
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The guy who doesn't have a job, so the producers make up a title like "free spirit" or "cat whisperer."
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The one who gets fed up with the whole process and leaves of his own volition.
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The one with a ridiculous gimmick (like a mask or a choreographed dance routine) to get the Bachelorette's attention.
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The one who's only in it for the Fantasy Suite.
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The aspiring actor/musician who may or may not be plugging himself.
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The personal trainer who always ends up shirtless.
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A software salesman. There's always at least one.
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The totally macho bro who has a sensitive side . . . or so he wants us to think.
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The guy who's almost prettier than the Bachelorette.
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The guy who wears way too much hair product.
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The one who is there to make new bro-friends.
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The one who is "there for her" and wouldn't have come if it were someone else.
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The jealous guy who has a ministroke every time the Bachelorette smiles at another guy.
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The guy who cries as much as the girls on The Bachelor.
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The overly cocky one who thinks he's God's gift to the Bachelorette.
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The tattletale who tells the Bachelorette that someone else is there for the "wrong reasons."
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The one who you think is cute at first but you realize is a total idiot about halfway through the season.
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The one who has absolutely zero chemistry with the Bachelorette and gets kicked off on the first night.
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The sensitive one who's almost too nice.
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The guy who lost out on love by not breaking down his walls . . . but now he's ready to open up.
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The single dad with a pocket full of baby photos.
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The one who gets no airtime or one-on-one dates but somehow lasts several weeks before getting booted off.
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The perpetually drunken sh*t stirrer.
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The one who turns into a total assh*le when the Bachelorette decides to send him home.
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The token "bad boy" with tattoos and/or facial hair.
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The decorated veteran with a complicated past.
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The insecure one who complains to the rest of the guys about his own performance after every date.
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