You Won't Be Able to Breathe Watching a Dad Continuously Scared Sh*tless by Confetti Poppers

Richard Moy has had quite the rough two weeks — his daughter, Kylie, has followed him around, continuously setting off confetti poppers in his face and nearly giving him a heart attack each time. In a hilarious video posted to Twitter by Kylie, Richard can be seen getting covered in confetti over and over again, responding each and every time with a gasp and a stream of expletives so funny, you'll need to breathe into a paper bag after watching.

"I followed my dad around with a confetti cannon for a couple weeks," the now-viral tweet with nearly 3 million video views reads.

This is 100 percent the laugh that we needed today, so if you need us, we'll be watching this mindlessly on repeat.