27 Images That Prove Kids Have the Dirtiest Minds Ever

Children are dirty, y'all. And I'm not even talking about how they eat, play, or just simply live their lives. Nope, their little minds are also so, so dirty — albeit totally unintentionally dirty. There's no better example than when your child proudly brings home a drawing or homework assignment laden with giant phallic-looking rockets or the word "Fart" written instead of favorite, and you struggle to stifle your laughter. And perhaps I'm the one with the dirty mind here, but here's proof at how hilariously filthy kids can really be.

01

Dad's Favorite Toy

And those are not easy to ride.

02

Favorite Part of the Story

I didn't realize they were reading Fifty Shades of Grey in elementary school.

03

Everyone Has a C*nt!

Does anyone else hear Oprah yelling this?

04

Prebed BJ

I'm guessing Dad helped her with this assignment.

05

1,095 Is a Lot Of . . .

Puzzles.

06

Proud Dad

I bet this dad has never been so proud.

07

This Is Me

All of me.

08

Water-Gun Fun

Time for Mom to start monitoring her kids a little more.

09

If It Walks Like a Duck

. . . And talks like a duck. And looks like a duck. Then, obviously it's a d*ck.

10

Big and Blue

Uh, you might want to get that checked out.

11

Mmm, Sausige

This kid has a future in romance novels.

12

Silly Sentences

Poor, poor Veronica.

13

Tomorrow Dreams

Wishful thinking, kid.

14

Every Kid's Dream . . .

. . . Is to have a penis- and nut-eating elephant sit by him.

15

It Smelled Good

That's a smell you never forget.

16

My Mom

Uh, that's a weird name for your penis.

17

Goat Problems

That's one place to put it.

18

Pretty Interesting Princesses

You have a what?

19

Kids Know That When You Gotta Go

You gotta go.

20

Take It Off

Much easier said than done.

21

Truth

Someone had to do it.

22

Pain!!!

Preach it!

23

Mom Loves the Cack

Just about as much as she loves the pot and the Google.

24

How to Make a Pho-Cock

I can't wait to see how this turns out.

25

No Wonder They Have Dirty Minds . . .

. . . Just look at the questions they have to answer!

26

Fack You

FU too, Desi.

27

New Word

I guess it's a familiar word to this kid.

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