If you were at all unsure over how you felt about having kids before now, we have 19 totally legitimate reasons you never, ever should. Seriously, just don't.
Gosh, kid, your clothes are so small — and so cute to look at — I can't make perfect squares out of them.
Why are kids so dang photogenic? Ugh.
"Are you free next week?"
"No, I'll be staring lovingly at my baby, sorry."
Choosing what you want your kid to wear every day is going to be such a hard decision — and not having what they have in your size is going to make you sad.
"Why did I even come into the kitchen? Oh well, snuggle time."
And it's like, hey, I'm just trying to grocery shop with my adorable child. Can you give us some space?
And you'll just have to suck it up and be really polite about people loving you and your baby enough to give you presents.
So now you have to buy a lot more tissues than you used to, which is so annoying.
Stop being so cute and giving me joy, I'm tired!
Why the heck don't they make "newborn baby smell" perfume?!
Now you have too many options for people with shared interests to make plans with.
Oh my gosh, stop copying me, kid!
Oh my gosh, stop being so cool and trendy, kid!
But I hate feet, stop making me question my beliefs!
Now I'm sad that you're gone and I can't hang out with you; thanks, kiddo.
I spent all my life responding to my name, and now I have a new one — so disorienting.
Now you're biased and sad that all other children will not seem as cute anymore.