I See Your Insane Workout Schedule, Marky Mark, and I Raise You 1 "New Mom" Schedule

The internet hasn't fully recovered since our beloved Mark Wahlberg shared his impressive workout schedule with us. His days start when many of us are just getting into our REM groove (he wakes up at 2:30 a.m. to get going!), and while all that he's able to accomplish in a 24-hour timespan is seriously impressive, it's also — dare we say — on par with that of a new mom. Raise your hand if you're also getting up at 2:30 a.m?

So what's Mark doing at, say, 9:30 a.m.? He's in the cryo chamber, while the rest of us are in our "crying chamber." Read on to see our version — golf optional.