16 of the All-Time Most Questionable Kids' Toys

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If the most inappropriate "toy" that your kids like to play with is your iPad, realize that it could be worse . . . a lot worse. From a play lighter with bubblegum cigarettes to a baby doll that you can shave (ahem, everywhere), we can't help but wonder what these toy manufacturers were thinking — that is, if they were thinking at all. We're having a tough time crowning a winner (or is it a loser?) here. Which do you think is the worst of the worst?

01

Meth Lab Legos

Anything concerning Walter White should have at least an R rating.

02

Just a Little Too Lifelike

Shouldn't some things be left to the imagination?

03

What Is Spiderman Doing Over There?

Seriously — what's the PG explanation for this one?

04

Tub & Toot

Alternately, you could just wait and let your kids discover this phenomenon on their own.

05

You Can Shave the Baby . . .

But why? Why is this even a thing?

06

It Looks Like a Finger . . .

Or does it?

07

What's Yours Like?

We're not sure what they're referring to . . . But it doesn't look too promising.

08

Baby Bootie

These '80s-throwback Cabbage Patch dolls need pj's that actually fit.

09

Best Friend Happy!

Is this really the definition of "friendship" we want them to learn?

10

Play Lighter

The kicker? It's "especially developed and tested for young children." Right.

11

Am I Like Father?

What a great role model!

12

Cock Block

No, literally.

13

That's Some Superpower

Put that thing away!

14

Snuggle Up!

What's cuddlier than a pile of poop and a drop of pee?

15

Dropping Trou

Easy there, buddy.

16

Mom, What's Batman Doing?

That's a very good question, dear . . .

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