Your kid probably spends most of the year looking forward to Oct. 31 so they can get dressed up in their Halloween costume and parade around the neighborhood asking strangers for candy (honestly, you spend all year telling them to avoid strangers and it goes completely out the window come Halloween). For real though, we can't come up with a single good thing to come out of a night trick-or-treating with your family. Read through for 13 reasons you probably should just skip the tradition this year.
Those little arms can only take so much.
What’s with the extreme generosity?
Ugh, too many adorable pumpkins to look at!
Just great, now they might want to wear the outfit again sometime and you'll get your money's worth.
Your phone is already full of photos of your kid — how many more could you possibly need?!
How annoying.
This may cause an overwhelming amount of cuteness that not all mere mortals can handle!
Snickers or Twix?! This is all too much!
Having to decide between eating all of your child’s candy or just a few pieces is the hardest thing you’ll do all year.
That's just, like, way too much exercise.
It’ll look way too pretty to the naked eye.
Two years in a row dressing in an adorable costume to ask for free candy?! Are you insane?