You Know You're a Mom If . . .

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Certain parts of mommyhood are a rite of passage, but the best part is that we've all been there before — and sometimes all we can do is sympathize with each other and laugh. So, aside from that adorable tot you've got watching your every move, here are some telltale signs that you've officially become a mom.

Cooking Dinner Looks Like This

Eating Meals Looks Like This

You've Done This (and Had to Start Over)

You've Tried to Make Shapes Out of Pancakes . . .

. . . And Failed, So You Just Added a Smiley Face to Regular Pancakes

Your Kitchen Looks Like This

You've Wondered What to Do in This Situation

This Is How You Bowl

You've Tried Knitting

You've Done This to Windows

You've Stayed Like This For as Long as Humanly Possible

You've Gotten Sticker-Bombed Here

You've Walked Around With Something Stuck to Your Head

You've Washed a Diaper (and Know How Much It Sucks)

This Is Your Live-In Help

Going to the Bathroom Looks Like This

Your Toilet-Paper Roll Is Always Unraveled

Your Hair Usually Looks Like This (Until You Leave the House)

Shopping Looks Like This

Your Purse Looks Like This

You've Gotten Desperate When Putting Up Your Hair

Sleeping Looks Like This

You Know This Looks Innocent to an Untrained Eye . . .

You've Glued Something From the Dollar Store

Your Center Console Looks Like This

You Unload the Car Like This (and Avoid the Second Trip)

You've Felt Really Bad When This Happened . . .

You Know What Book This Is

You've Got a Picture Exactly Like This

You've Ruined Nap Time by Taking Photos

Your Beer Has Floaters

You've Drank Out of a Kids' Cup

This Is How Your Boo Boos Look (and You Say Boo Boos)

You Kept Doing This Long After Your Child Lost Interest

You Have a Room That Looks Like This

Which You've Contemplated the Point of Cleaning

You've Smelled These to Identify the Odd Coloring

You Have a Stash of These

You've Ended Up With This After Trying to Sterilize

You Have One of These

And You've Had to Make Excuses For It

You Know All The Words to This

You Feel Like This at the End of the Day

You've Taken a Bath Using Scooby Bubble Bath

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