You may or may not have had the sex talk with your parents growing up — I know my parents avoided it like the plague and just hoped for the best — but as a parent, it's impossible not to think about your precious little one growing up and doing, you know . . . stuff. The birds and the bees are an important concept to share with your children, even though the topic is embarrassing and awkward for both parties. These 19 stages of going through "The Talk" with your kids are definitely a roller coaster of emotions.
Until you really just can't anymore.
This is easy. You've got this.
This is not OK.
You need to talk to another adult and figure this thing out.
So you're just going to have to bite the bullet and do this thing.
You are amazing; you can do this!
::blinks::
FLDSKAHF;SLIF.
Your execution is flawless, but damn, this is awkward.
You tried to prep, but this is all too much!
And you secretly hope that kid stays abstinent forever.