Motherhood gives you many gifts: tiny people who often look like you, a deep-rooted love you've never realized existed within you, and tons of sleepless nights. And while it's totally normal to stay up breastfeeding or taking care of a sick kid, sometimes it's the seemingly endless day-to-day responsibilities that get in the way of some serious quality time with your pillow.
Because who can keep track of all that paperwork?!
Even if you swear up and down you're going to stay on top of Teacher Appreciation Day this year, you always end up remembering at 3 a.m. the night before.
"I'm supposed to bring orange slices to soccer practice tomorrow?" Whoops.
People don't forget!
Just how far can one package of cold cuts stretch?
Because oh my gosh, that's due tomorrow, isn't it?
It's probably better to let your boss know ASAP.
WE HAVE HAD HAMILTON TICKETS FOR A YEAR. A WHOLE YEAR!