13 Things New Parents Never Say
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"Go to sleep." "I'm so tired." "Please don't cry." These are things every new parent says at one point or another . . . sometimes several dozen times over the course of a single crib-side powwow at 2:45 a.m. But there are some statements guaranteed never to enter the lexicon of a first-time mom. Source: Flickr user Gatanass
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"That's not as expensive as I thought."
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"I slept so well last night."
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"Running errands is really a lot easier now."
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"We have plenty of diapers."
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"This book was a real page-turner."
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"Well, that was easy."
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"I'm concerned the baby isn't crying enough."
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"I have so much energy."
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"Wouldn't it have been cool if we had twins?"
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"Hey, we never got a bill for that."
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"Can't you play that any louder?"
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"Ugh, these jeans are too loose on me."
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