As soon as you get pregnant, you enter into a new stage of life filled with a variety of other moms. From maternity groups to the school PTA, some of these women will be supportive outlets, and you'll form strong bonds with both them and their children. But for other mom "friends," you only interact with them because you have to. Although you would never explicitly tell her what you thought of her — unless she pushed you enough — these are the 30 things you'd absolutely love to say.
This is coming from a place of insecurity and it isn't making you look cool.