Once you have a child, gone are the days of running out of the house with just your wallet, keys, and cell phone, and suddenly you're carrying what feels like a 100-pound piece of luggage filled with everything your child could possibly need in the 20 minutes you'll be out of the house. And with carrying a huge bag comes the mysterious loss of objects at the bottom of said bag, sometimes things you're looking for but can't find, sometimes things that you aren't expecting and wish you didn't find.
We had real moms comment on a few of the latter things they've found at the bottom of their diaper bags, and their findings are both hilarious and disgusting.
And my personal favorite: