11 Signs You're Addicted to Fashion

They say you can never be too rich or too thin, but can you be too fashion? We say yes. After all, there's a limit to how much style the world can take in a single serving. So we present a word of caution: you know you've gone a step too far in your stilettos when any of these statements sound as familiar as the cash register ka-ching.

You name your kids Karl and Miuccia.

Clothing has overtaken your bedroom.

Source: Paramount

. . . And kitchen.

Source: HBO

There's more money invested in your shoe collection than your 401K.

You've hired interns . . . even though you don't "technically" have a "job."

Source: Bravo

Fashion advice to friends sounds like a Project Runway judging panel.

Source: Lifetime

You've memorized your credit card numbers, their expiration dates, and the CID numbers on the back.

Source: Touchstone

The only reason to hit the gym is to show off your Net-a-Sporter buys.

You lose the will to live if you can't #ShoesdayTuesday.

Source: Lifetime

Sometimes you forget birthdays and anniversaries, but you never miss a sample sale.

Source: Bravo

Your arm party's more crowded than the Fashion Week tents.

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