No one can hate on you for being that chick who's so anti-Valentine's Day when you're showing it in the most stylish way. From quirky shirts like, "Full Schedule" to kitschy graphic-print tees, some of our favorite labels offer need-now pieces for all you non-romantics.
Broken hearts and don't-mess-with-me slogans cover these items, and you'll want to stock up now, whether you're shopping for yourself or your BFF. In fact, some of these designs are so hilarious, we bet even those with SOs will find something here that they need. Read on to shop in total preparation to Netflix and chill . . . by yourself.
— Additional reporting by Alex Schudy
It's put quite simply on this Anywhere But Here Long Sleeve Tee ($45) — she'd rather be anywhere but here!
They'll hear your mantra loud and clear when you're swinging this Cecilia Ma 'Subtle' slogan faux leather clutch ($335).
These Kate Spade New York Foxy Lady No Show Sock Set ($21) will let her know that she doesn't need anyone besides her foxy self.
If you're not a sweetie pie, that's no problem. Tell it like it is with the Milly Salty Pouch ($45).
The Zara You Wish Jellyfish T-Shirt With Text ($18) doesn't just make you smile, it's also trendy.
We really can't think of any light fixture we'd rather position on our desk than this Urban Outfitters Ugh Neon Sign Table Lamp ($79).
The graphic print on this Nasty Gal Off You Fuck Tee ($15) is one the dudes can't un-see.
It's definitely OK to practice self love — and let everyone know you're doing so with the Witchsy Love Myself Pin by Weird Empire ($10).
The Dolce & Gabbana Millennials iPhone 7 Phone Case ($195) will make you smile and say, "OK . . . maybe just WiFi."
This society6 Fuck This Shit Throw Blanket ($60) will keep you cozier than any SO.
If she's got a "black heart," gift her the Jennifer Fisher Mini Gold Border Enamel Heart Bracelet ($350) with a black pendant instead of one in red or pink.
Let 'em know what's up with this decidedly blunt Nasaseasons I Came To Break Hearts embroidered baseball cap ($74).
The Urban Outfitters Rainbow Embroidered Phrase Tee ($30) is a nice way to shut anyone down.
Well, the Daydreamer Heartbreaker Oversized Denim Jacket ($295) gives them fair warning.
The Express One Eleven Boss Lady Oversized Sweatshirt ($70) isn't subtle, and will go with everything from your favorite denim to track pants.
Less of a "date night" gal? Let them know with the ban.do Party Animal Bomber Jacket ($98).
The Anti-Valentine's Day Card ($4) will help you drop by to send a little note to your "loved ones."
The Rebecca Minkoff Edie Leather Belt Bag ($198) comes in a Valentine's Day color palette, sure, the fanny pack style makes it super trendy.
This Zara Block Color Text Print Sweatshirt ($36) pretty much says, "Sorry, I'm all booked. Buh-bye."
She doesn't need your heart. She's already got plenty of them on her Kate Spade New York Heart It Franny Crossbody ($218).
Decompress and put your evening to good use with this anese Bless This Mess Soothing Body & Hair Elixir ($26).
The Erica Weiner Dagger Necklace ($105) looks sharp from afar, and just a little brutal up close. Perfect.
This Asos LOUNGE Banana Caution Sweat Dress ($17, originally $35) is sort of the opposite of sexy, and that's exactly why we like it so much.
Behold: the Cecilia Ma 'I Am Drinking Because Your Are Boring' acrylic box clutch ($220), aka the number one item on our wish list right now.
This Max&Co Girl Gang Denim Jacket ($133, originally $297) will let everyone know that her girl gang is always her #1.