Why You Should Never Go Online Shopping Ever Again

Where's the fun in that?

Because shoes are always better than spreadsheets.

You don't get Fitbit steps when you're sitting in bed.

Like those bikinis that someone else tried on first.

There's no better time to double-tap.

Wait, what size was this dress again?

How else would you know to buy army pants and flip-flops?

Because bicep curls have never seemed so stylish.

Ugh!

Overnight delivery takes sooooo long.

You never know who you might meet.

Where's the fun in just hitting the search button?

You'll just have to do it virtually, I guess.

One-click purchasing is a dangerous idea, and favoriting everything you like is way too easy on ShopStyle.

When they're constantly restocking, it's so hard to say no.

And grabbing food from the kitchen is just too easy.

And you won't have someone following you around at home.

You don't want a heavy wallet weighing you down.

Darn.

You already had insomnia, and now you've turned it into something productive.

Who would want to stay in sweats all day anyway?