25 Signs That You're Clueless About Dating

Updated on 7/21/2015 at 3:30 PM

Clueless, the hilarious and sweet '90s masterpiece starring Alicia Silverstone, is loosely based on Jane Austen's novel Emma, so naturally the romantic comedy includes plenty of witty lines and plot themes on relationships and dating. And if there was one thing we learned from our favorite '90s heroine Cher Horowitz, it's that no matter how smart you are in every other area of your life, sometimes we can all be clueless when it comes to love. Sorry to be way harsh, but if you're doing these things — your dating game is like a virgin who can't drive.

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25 Signs That You're Clueless About Dating

You're Too Quick to Judge a Guy

You Try to Be Sexy at Inappropriate Times

You Only Look For Guys at Clubs and Bars

You Get Competitive With Your Girlfriends

You Get in Fights Over Petty Stuff

And Do a Lot of Name-Calling

You Don't Have a Wing-Woman

You're Quick to Freak Out Over a New Guy

But Just as Quick to Dump Him

You Have a Tendency to Fall For the Wrong Guys

You Push Guys Away

You Never Make the First Move

You're Always Doubting Yourself

You're Easily Played

You're a Bit High Maintenance

You Need Constant Attention

You Like to Push a Guy's Buttons

You Don't Let Your Friends Set You Up

Your Expectations Are Too High

Like Really High

You Spend Your Weekends on the Couch

You Tend to Get Stuck in the Friend Zone

You're Always Making Excuses For Why a Guy Is Wrong For You

Your Priorities Are Off

You're Flirtatious With Guys Who Are Off-Limits

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