ARE YOU LISTENING? OK, good. I know that dating a loud person is no easy feat; boyfriends of the past have kindly tried to let me know that. Usually I just roaringly talk over them until they stop reminding me. I'm not sure why my voice is generally three to four levels above everyone else, but I know there are other yellers out there like me. We can't help it — we just like to be heard. Are you dating someone who is always loud? Here's how to know for sure.
I JUST DROPPED MY SANDWICH ON THE FLOOR, BUT I'M GOING TO EAT IT ANYWAY. DO YOU STILL LOVE ME?
OH, TOO LOUD AGAIN? SORRY, WORKING ON IT!
DID YOU SEE THAT GIRL'S WEDGIE? GROSS!
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS — YEAH, TAKE THAT!
HEY! COME WATCH ME HANG THIS SPOON OFF MY NOSE!
YOU DID WHAT?!
WE WATCHED TWO BASEBALL GAMES THIS WEEK — THIS TIME I GET TO CHOOSE WHAT WE WATCH.
HEY, GUYS, WANT TO HEAR A JOKE?