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Would You Pay $15,000 For a Sex Toy?

Updated on Feb 5, 2014 at 3:15 PM

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Just in time for Valentine's Day, online marketplace AHAlife has launched a new, sexier site AHAnoir. The site offers curated adult products like bondage gear, sex furniture, dildos, and beyond. And some of its offerings will cost you a pretty penny. In fact, some of the "extravagant sex products" look more like works of art than objects made for fornication. See some of the most over-the-top goods now, and tell us: would you dish out the dough on these stylish sex toys?

The Man in the Iron Mask

Paradox Designs Constellation Mask ($9,000)

Paradox Designs Constellation Mask

For Indiana Jones Role Play

Velv'Or King JCobra Gentleman's Ring ($15,000)

For Hitting That Sweet Spot

Fornicouture Fragaria Anal Stimulator ($732)

Fornicouture Fragaria Anal Stimulator

Let's Get Our Swan Lake On

Fornicouture Leda Diletto ($1,407)

Fornicouture Leda Diletto

Get in Touch With Your Inner Gladiator

Bijules Gold Pasties ($943)

Bijules Gold Pasties

Doing It, Hawaiian-Style

Fornicouture Manoa Loa Diletto ($707)

Fornicouture Manoa Loa Diletto

Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend

Florrie Mitton Silk Tulle Diamond Garter ($37,000)

Florrie Mitton Silk Tulle Diamond Garter

Who's the Cat Lady Now?

Fraulein Kink Gold Tip Kitten Set ($585)

Fraulein Kink Gold Tip Kitten Set

Goldmember's Toy of Choice

LELO Inez Vibrator ($15,000)

The Gentleman's Ring James Bond Goes For

Velv'Or JCobra Gentleman's Ring ($2,200)

Velv'Or JCobra Gentleman's Ring

Dildo vs. the Volcano

Fornicouture Etna Diletto ($684)

Fornicouture Etna Diletto

What's New Pussycat?

Strumpet & Pink She's a Pussy Willow Crocheted Panties ($1,700)

Strumpet & Pink She's a Pussy Willow Crocheted Panties

I Love Gooooooold

LELO Yva Clitoral Massager ($3,900)

LELO Yva Clitoral Massager

For a My Little Pony Fetish

Crystal Delights Tasha Reignbow Pony Tail Plug ($125)

Crystal Delights Tasha Reignbow Pony Tail Plug

Gilded Goods

Jessica Robinson Pyramid Diamond Garter ($12,500)

Jessica Robinson Pyramid Diamond Garter

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