Sexy Santas Meet Hilarious Christmas Pickup Lines

Updated on Dec 25, 2016 at 7:00 PM

If you've ever done a photo search for "sexy Santa" (hey, no one's judging), then you've probably gotten some cheesy, ridiculous results. And if you've ever looked for #Christmaspickuplines on Twitter, the result is pretty much same. So, what better idea than to combine the two for some nonstop holiday laughs? Think of it as the gift that keeps on giving, from us to you. You're welcome!

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Hot, No?

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Tempting

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Um, Sure

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Smooth

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So Punny

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Nailed It

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Rain Check?

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Sexy Santas Meet Hilarious Christmas Pickup Lines

Hot, No?

Duh

Tempting

Um, Sure

Smooth

So Punny

Nailed It

Rain Check?

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