I Just Sent Out All of These Holiday Cards, and I am Weeping They Are So Funny

This Rudolph and Blitzen Holiday Card ($5) is fun for everyone.

This Barackin' Christmas Card ($5) is perfect for anyone who misses Obama.

This Holiday Budget Christmas Card ($4) is almost too accurate.

Whether it's raining men or menorahs, we are loving this Funny Hanukkah Card ($5).

Have some fun with this Maury-inspired "You Are NOT the Father" Christmas Card ($5).

Dwayne Johnson would approve of this Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree Christmas Card ($6).

This Funny Gin Christmas Card ($4) is a perfect mix of drinks and holiday cheer.

This "Tis' the Season" Christmas Card ($18 for eight) is the holiday season in a nutshell.

Wish your Kardashian-loving loved ones a Merry "Krismas" with this Christmas Card ($4).

This cheeky Naughty Christmas Card ($6) says it all.

Spread some holiday humor with this "Happy Birthday Yeezus" Christmas Card ($4).

This Kim Kardasher Card ($4) is a fan fave.

This Gifts For Me Christmas Card ($5) is too funny and too true.

Party hard with this Funny Jesus Christmas Card ($5).

We are giggling over this "Well Hung" Christmas Card ($4).

Let this Sunbathing Gingerbread Christmas Card ($4) keep you warm all Winter long.

Holidays got you down? This Christmas Story Card ($5) will cheer anyone up.

We will drink to this Prosecco Pun Card ($4).

Get cookin' with this "Let's Get Baked" Christmas Card Set ($9).

Share the season's blessings with this Hashtag Blessed Holiday Card ($5).

Buddy the Elf is everyone's favorite Christmas elf, so who wouldn't want this OMG! Christmas! Greeting Card ($5)?

Make the holidays hot with this Rihanna Christmas Card ($4).

This "O Kim All Ye Faithful" Card ($5) is shockingly funny.

This "Filthy Animal" Greeting Card ($5) always makes us laugh.

This "All the Jingle Ladies" Card ($4) is perfect for the single gal you know.

Queen Bey fans will love this Beyoncé Christmas Card ($4).

Light up the holidays with this Snoop Dogg Greeting Card ($5).

We love this "All I Want For Christmas Is Ewe" Card ($4).

Get a taste of the holidays with this "Happy Challah-Days" Card ($4).

Remind your friends to grab the wine with this Funny Christmas Card ($5).

This Funny Holiday Card ($5) is so accurate.

Wish everyone a "White Christmas" with this Betty White Christmas Card ($4).

Send this Sarcastic Christmas Card ($5) to everyone who is just too extra.

Warm up Winter with this "Let It Snow Elsewhere" Christmas Card ($4).

Take it back in time with this Throwback Thursday Holiday Card ($5).

Drink to this Adult Xmas Card ($4).

Send this Trump Christmas Card ($4) to your politically minded friend with a funny bone.

Laugh a little with this "More Sleigh Bell" Card ($4).

Be blunt with this "I Like Your Balls" Card ($4).

This Christmas Defined Card ($5) breaks down the real definition of the holiday.

Channel the holiday spirit with this Christmas Spirits Funny Christmas Card ($4).

This "This Is a Holiday Cardi" Greeting Card ($5) is so great.

This "You're the Egg to my Nog" Card ($4) is so sweet.

Be honest with this "I Put Out For Santa" Funny Holiday Card ($4).

This Merry Christmas Greeting Card ($5) is all we want for Christmas.

This Merry & Dwight Greeting Card ($5) is amazing.

Cheers to beer with this Beer Christmas Card ($4).

Eat up this Holiday Card ($5).

We love this Elf Funny Christmas Card ($5).

This Coworker Christmas Card ($4) says it how it is.

This Holiday Humor Card ($4) is so funny.

Drink to this "Christmas Cheer" Card ($4).

Send this Cute Best Friend Christmas Card ($4) to the pal you like to hang with.

This "No Christmas For You!" Christmas Card ($4) is too good.

Tell 'em what you want with this Naughty Christmas Card ($4).

This With You Romantic Christmas Card ($5) really speaks to all of us.

This Wine Christmas Card ($5) sums up what a "white" Christmas really is.

This Funny Holiday Card ($4) is for the cookie-lover you know.

This Funny Christmas Card ($4) gets a lot of laughs.

Don't make us send this Empty Threats Christmas Card ($5) to anyone this year.

This Vegan Christmas Card ($4) is perfect for any health nut.

Get lit with this Adult Hanukkah Card ($4).

Get in the Christmas mood with this Cat Christmas Card ($6).

These Abusive Christmas Cards ($12) are to the point.

This The Breakfast Club Christmas Card ($6) is perfect for any movie-lover.

This Jon Snow Greeting Card ($4) is perfect for the TV-lover you know.

Any Miley fan will appreciate this "Merry Cyrus-mas" Christmas Card ($4).

BRB — just sending this "Holly Dolly Christmas" Greeting Card ($4) to everyone I know.

Cat-lovers need this "I See You When You're Sleeping" Holiday Card ($6).

This Shining Christmas Card ($4) is frighteningly funny.

If you know someone who is going to be home alone this holiday season, send them this "Wish You Were Here" Greeting Card ($5).

You can do anything with this "Yes, We Hanukk-Can" Card ($4).

Get in the ugly Christmas-sweater spirit with this "Break Out the Bad Boys" Funny Christmas Card ($4).

Bring it on with this Funny Hanukkah Card ($4).

Don't be afraid to eat good this season. This "Let's Get Fat Together This Christmas" Card ($5) says it how it is.

Pug-lovers deserve this Gingerbread Bandit Christmas Card ($4).