21 Things I'd Rather Be Doing Than Having a Baby Right Now
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I love kids. OK, I love some kids. All right, if I'm being honest, I am obsessed with my niece and nephew, and I find most other children cute in photos . . . tolerable in person. Hey, I have nothing against moms — like my own; she's awesome! Hi, Mom — I just don't want to be one. For now, anyway. So for those who feel the same way, and for those inquiring minds who (god bless 'em) just can't get why I don't feel the urge to procreate: why am I not having babies? Because I'm too busy doing these things.
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Taking a bubble bath.
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Reading.
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Sleeping in.
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Having sex.
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Drinking.
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Going on romantic vacations.
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Eating pizza for multiple days in a row.
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Spending all weekend on the couch.
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Getting Sunday brunch with my best friends.
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Going on fun work trips.
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Doing Disneyland HARDCORE. No breaks.
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Shopping.
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Did I mention reading?
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Going to happy hour.
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Having a peaceful morning to myself.
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Traveling the world.
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Dancing naked in my apartment.
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Going to the movies.
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Watching my favorite guilty pleasure TV shows like The Bachelor.
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Spending a quiet night in.
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