The Real Hero of the Game of Thrones Finale Was Jon Snow's Butt

Updated on Sep 3, 2017 at 5:15 PM

This post contains spoilers for Game of Thrones season seven, episode seven.

Simply put, Jon Snow's ass stole the entire show. While my emotions were admittedly all over the place during the epic boat sex scene with Daenerys on the Game of Thrones season seven finale, all thoughts came to a screeching halt when Jon turned over and bared his butt in all its glory. The tune of Major Lazer's "Bubble Butt" immediately jumped to mind, and I felt it was my duty to further examine the ass-pect of Jon's physique that had me forgetting all about the major reveal. Aegon Targaryen, who? Here are literally just a bunch of GIFs of Jon's butt, because we deserve this.

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We were blessed with a glimpse back when Jon and Ygritte did the deed.

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And this shot was kind of more important than the fact that he'd just come back from the dead.

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At first it looked like we may not get the money shot.

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But the gods both old and new were good to us.

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The outline is like a literal bubble.

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Let's investigate further.

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A little further . . .

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And another full shot to refresh you.

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Aunt Dany is a very lucky lady.

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The Real Hero of the Game of Thrones Finale Was Jon Snow's Butt

We were blessed with a glimpse back when Jon and Ygritte did the deed.

And this shot was kind of more important than the fact that he'd just come back from the dead.

At first it looked like we may not get the money shot.

But the gods both old and new were good to us.

The outline is like a literal bubble.

Let's investigate further.

A little further . . .

And another full shot to refresh you.

Aunt Dany is a very lucky lady.

Very lucky, indeed.

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