16 Marriage Quotes That Will Make You LOL and Nod Your Head

Updated on July 2, 2017 at 5:50 PM

"Love may be blind, but marriage is an eye-opener." While the honeymoon phase is sweet, the real essence of a marriage is so much more. You and your partner learn about each other in intimate ways you never knew existed, and both of you are tested changed as result. Also, marriage can be f*cking hilarious. From silly and sweet to inspiring and meaningful, these marriage quotes will have you nodding your head and smiling knowingly.

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